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i won the lottery!

maybe if i say it every day, then people will become so used to it that when i do win the lottery, people won't believe me and pester me for some of the money. it'll be more functional, like when A asks B, "How are you?" and B answers, "Fine" regardless of whether they're actually fine or not.

"who, me? doing great. never felt better."

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marseille
Jan. 2nd, 2003 10:07 pm (UTC)
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This is what I call planning ahead!
(Anonymous)
Jan. 3rd, 2003 12:16 am (UTC)
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hm. perhaps i will go around spouting invectives all the time so people will think i have tourette's syndrome, then i can REALLY tell people what i think of them without them getting upset. yes! that's the ticket!

of course, you realize that if you do win the lottery, they post your pic and name in the paper. i think you might be able to beg off on the pic, but not the name. something like that. it was a nice thought, though.
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