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yesterday when i went to mormonson's and happened to glance at one of the checkout magazines, i saw one eye-catcher of a 'headline' from cosmo or something similar:

"DIRTY SEXY SEX!"

this spun my mental wheels for a while. How does the term "sexy sex" make any sense whatsoever? If i tried to seduce someone and successfully aroused them to a state where they were ready to rip their clothes off and then as a trump card leaned in and whispered, "i want to give you sexy sex," i'd undoubtedly be wanking myself off a half-hour later alone.

maybe i'll start saying things like "that's certainly a noisy noise" or "golly, we have a sunny sun!" or "this oven seems less oven-y than that oven" just to see what sort of looks i'll get.

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hellomrhieu
Jan. 11th, 2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
hilarious
xxxplizit
Jan. 11th, 2008 07:56 pm (UTC)
O dear "godly god"! :P

I remember hearing a public speech saynig stuff like that, such as "presidential president".
zqfmbg
Jan. 11th, 2008 08:36 pm (UTC)
I remember seeing that and commenting on it as well, but I'd forgotten by the time I got home.

Kind of reminds me of a line from an E-Rotic song: "'cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex"... same sort of thing, but less egregious-seeming.

They were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked?
c_wraith
Jan. 11th, 2008 09:58 pm (UTC)
Wow. I was reminded of the same song. Terrible, huh?

And Mendel, don't write yourself off so easily. I think that line could totally work for you, like... one time in 50. :)
lifeofmendel
Jan. 11th, 2008 10:05 pm (UTC)
*laugh*

i have *much* higher standards of seduction. :)
kitsuneracer
Jan. 12th, 2008 03:12 am (UTC)
hehe... that's something I'd like to see
c_wraith
Jan. 12th, 2008 05:16 am (UTC)
Oh, but you'll know which time it'll work without having to experiment.

Haha. :) You could almost consider this a challenge....
miss_skillet
Jan. 12th, 2008 05:37 am (UTC)
I often find saying stupid things actually helps a seduction along. Laughter banishes tension if there is any left at that point.
lifeofmendel
Jan. 12th, 2008 07:26 am (UTC)
depending on the mood it can definiteily be important to have playfulness and laughter in a seduction, which is also something i value, but there are better ways to pull that sort of thing off, at least for me. generally i do good at making people feel at ease in any situation whether sexual or non-sexual, so resorting to something as blatantly "duuuuhr" as 'sexy sex' doesn't really need to be in my arsenal.

or at least so i think. ;)
eversorachel
Jan. 11th, 2008 11:34 pm (UTC)
james would like to contribute that while the term "sexy sex" is not at all sexy, there is such a thing as "unsexy sex". maybe they were trying to clarify. alternatively, maybe they should just fire the person who came up with that one.

the end!
jjkjustin
Jan. 12th, 2008 12:11 am (UTC)
What a messy mess!
toastercookie
Jan. 12th, 2008 03:08 am (UTC)
Only me and Amber can have sexy sex :(
murderoftwo
Jan. 12th, 2008 06:04 am (UTC)
Gee, M.. Thanks. I almost laughed out loud, which would've caused me to wake up Danny, which would have led to me explaining WHY I was laughing, which would have led me to laughing again.

lmao. That really was so funny, though.
lifeofmendel
Jan. 12th, 2008 07:27 am (UTC)
i aim to please. :)
sleeplessone
Jan. 12th, 2008 06:11 am (UTC)
I laughed while eating my Macaroni which certainly had a tasty taste.

I think now I'll have some funny fun time playing WoW.
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