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jay ess bee

it was odd to finally see, then meet, then vaguely interact with jsb while i was in vegas. the impression i was left with was that he's the kind of guy who a few years ago was so insecure about his small cock size that he went to an adult store, bought a carefully-picked dildo that matched his skin color as closely as possible, attached it to himself with a lot of flesh-colored tape and other whatnot to pretend that that was his actual cock size instead of his real one, and has since then forgotten that he's done that so now he thinks it's real and resultingly is conflicted because it sure does make him look all masculine and awesome like, but it doesn't have a lot of substance or sensation and he doesn't understand why he can never successfully jerk off or why his pants end up getting wet when he tries to pee.

i'll grant, however, that i have a biased opinion, and maybe he's not as bad as all that. i'm open to the idea that it's an inaccurate representation of his personality. But it's still difficult to take him really seriously when all i can think of when i see him is precious White Goodman moments like the line "nobody makes me bleed my own blood!" or that ridiculous painting of him "taking the bull by the horns".

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piratepower
Jan. 18th, 2006 09:37 pm (UTC)
I totally agree with you. I found it really ironic that he still claims to be an important figure, yet he had nothing better to do than to fly to Las Vegas to ridicule the players there - on a game he can't even play anymore, and then spent the rest of the time trying to score with that girl with the pink hair that Mike brought.
dr4b
Jan. 18th, 2006 10:47 pm (UTC)
I'm way out of the loop these days, but what happened to JSB that he can't play anymore?

I only met him once, at the Bemani By The Bay tournament in SF almost three years ago, but I would agree with Mendel's assessment of him from what I recall :)
lifeofmendel
Jan. 18th, 2006 10:49 pm (UTC)
he just retired from playing once the ddr scene died. never got too into the whole itg thing.

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